Large Electronic Goods Chainstore Tales : 2

So I'm stood by the till, and this wee middle-aged woman comes up.
"I need one of those Tamagotchi pet things, please."

-Sure, no problem.

She leans over the counter, and hisses...

"But, you know... There's pakis out there!"

-Umm... Sorry?

I said, there's PAKIS out there!

-So, umm... Why exactly is that a problem?

"Pakis! My car's on a double yellow."

Parking attendants.
PARKIES.

Racism, rife in East Kilbride Shopping Centre.
Or not.