Not sure whether to laugh or boak!

So I walked into the lounge, about 20 minutes after telling Morgan to get dressed.

Of course, she's standing naked watching CBeebies.

"Daddy! Wook!"

... she says, pointing at me.

There's something on the end of her finger.

"What's that, Morgan?"
I inquire - Suspecting bogeyness.

"It's a gwaaape!"

"Right, OK."
It's a bogey. Looks like a bogey, and is about the right size.

I pick up a wipe, and remove it from the offending digit.

"It's a gwape fom my BUUMMM!"


*Blink*




*Blink blink*



Gaaaaaaaaaaaah.