Some people just seem to be incompatible with the truth...

I just found out today that apparently I'm "The only person who ever needed to be removed from [ INSERT LYING NIGHTCLUB MANAGER'S NAME HERE ]'s office".


This is interesting, since I'm sure not only the person who was with me on the occasion, but also the security cameras throughout the building in question would agree with me that after being told that I wasn't being paid the money I was due, I was asked to leave the office.
And did so, since I know fine well that nightclub stairwells can be dangerous places to trip and fall...