It gets better...

I just made him up another bottle... No water in the kettle, so I had to boil more.
Then wait for it to cool.

Then give him it.


And, NATURALLY, he did his usual "Turning his head whilst drinking, then screeching when the milk source disappears" stuff.


Then he farted.

A great big long, rippling fart.

Or so I thought.
Then he shifted his weight to the side. So I looked at the edge of his nappy to see if he'd maybe pooped a bit.

Ever seen a yellow shit fountain?

I now have.

Shower time.